We start off this update with Jane making waffles that aren't burnt.
Jasper went to go explore a cave...
...then got right to reading that pregnancy book.
OF COURSE IT WAS THE FULL MOON.
OF COURSE IT WAS.
Jane didn't give a fuck about it though. She was too busy being brainwashed by dancing bunnies.
Let us al stare at the badass Jane for another moment, everyone.
Jasper spent the majority of the night hunting before I sent him to bed.
He was very confused.
Oh and Jane was giving birth.
That's a good reason to be confused too.
It's okay, guys. Jane is still working on her writing skill casually while giving birth.
Blaire entered the world with the traits Excitable and Brave.
I placed down a little genie teddy bear in honor of Jasper's bestie.
He stared at it for a moment before screaming.
"QUINN! SHE'S TRYING TO REPLACE YOU! RUN!"
Backs away slowly.
Buys another genie teddy bear.
Jane was still not done giving birth.
I present to you Benjamin. He is Clumsy and Eccentric.
Adorable parenting spam!
Oh and more adorableness from Jasper and Jane.
They are finally going steady.... >.>
Jasper went hunting and Jane got a job as a writer.
Jane is such a good momma.
Oh and then a fire started and Jane just calmly extinguished it.
Just like the badass she is.