We start off this update with Jane writing "My Fucking Eyes Aren't Copper." She's making a shit ton of money off of it. Go Jane, go!
Here are Blaire and Benjamin. Those cuties.
Meanwhile Jasper is trying to find some gems and metals that can be sold.
It's also a plus that they live right next to the consignment shop. They can collect honey for some extra cash and sell it to the consignment shop they
The third baby is on it's way! Fuck why didn't I think this through. The house is way too damn small for another baby at this point.
Copper is Not Brown got an upgrade...because those damn customers complained about not having enough food options.
WELL JASPER WAS DONE WITH THAT SHIT.
HERE YOU GO, FOLKS.
Jane decided to tell Jasper that she was pregnant again.
He thought that was pretty awesome.
He immediately wished to read another pregnancy book.
Internal screaming intensifies.
Even. Benjamin. Was. Facepalming.
At this point I don't know if it's because of his father's devotion to break my game or his sister's crazy antics.
She's a rocker.
A fine meal in the Cinb household. El' gourmet cereal continues to be a crowd favorite.
"I just can't-"
It's a crowd favorite, folks.
JANE BROKE THE COMPUTER WHILE WRITING. I can understand this yet...shit.
After fixing the computer, Jasper decided to surprise Jane with flowers.
Was it cute?
Did he propose and make an honest woman out of Jane?
I'm going to let you guys on a hint and tell you she also said yes.
Those two were REALLY EXCITED about getting married.
Honestly I don't know what's going on at this point.
I think pregnancy is just bothering Jane's back is my best guess.
Jasper is 1000% Jane approved.
Slaps official sticker on.
Rings were exchanged and the wedding almost seemed normal for the most part.
LOOK AT THESE CUTIES.
Immediately after the wedding, Jane went into labor.
Meet Beatrix who I think is Eccentric. I'll figure it out...later. She's a little werewolf.
Soon came Baelfire after her who I think is Brave? Goodness, today is just not my day for these traits.
After Jane gave birth and Baelfire and Beatrix were taken care of, Jasper went Scuba Diving for some money desperately needed with four kids.
Don't ask me what he's so terrified about because I really have no clue.
Benjamin aged up to taking after his daddy the most.
Blaire aged up too and I SWEAR I can see a good mix of Jane and Jasper in her.
Benjamin is so done with her shit already.
The twins got started on the logic skill because...Jane needed sleep and Jasper was Scuba Diving.
These two already so much character I swear.
Jasper got home and started potty training Blaire.
Jane snuggles for Baelfire!
Oh and the Repoman came because my damn game doesn't tell me when to pay the bills.